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How do you put a tree topper with a spiral base on artificial Christmas tree?

This question has haunted me for years. I am sure that the spiral form at the bottom is supposed to be useful somehow, but I've always done well by cutting and wiring of stupidity or find some hair other way around brains. So long upper branch of an artificial tree, am I supposed to wind the spiral in some way, all while teetering on a chair ceiling height to trying not to get fake pine needles in my eyes? I googled and can not find how-tos, so apparently we are the only ones who have problems with it. I apologize for the obvious stupidity of my question, but I really cannot imagine this out.

Not sure, but maybe you can try to grab some of the artificial branches the lid and put it in the spiral to try to keep it?

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